1. londongrimshaw:

    [falls in the shower] parkour

    (via lubricates)

     

  2. kaniethiio:

    "sexuality is a choice"

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    "women wouldn’t get raped if they didn’t wear revealing clothes"

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    "there are only two genders"

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    "i’m not trying to be sexist/racist, but.."

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    "a/bi/pansexuality isn’t real"

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    "gay people shouldn’t have children"

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    "i don’t want to be friends with a gay person, they could hit on me"

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    "you can’t identify with the gender you want to be, only the one you were born with"

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    (Source: arnoscrotch, via phanplacentaa)

     

  3. primadonnas:

    SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”

    (via lubricates)

     

  4. lalalalane:

    queersailorscout:

    sad-butsassy:

    lieucifer:

    the only girls that look cute with short hair:

    • all of them
    • every single one of them
    • literally everyone

    the only girls that look cute with long hair:

    • all of them
    • every single one of them
    • literally everyone

    The only girls that look cute:

    • all of them
    • every single one of them
    • literally everyone

    Glad we settled this

    (Source: muutant, via stuckwithmyheadintheclouds)

     
  5. meatbicyclevevo:

    toyota:

    reallynotgood:

    disgusting

    Can he die already

    jesus fucking christ

    (via lubricates)

     
  6. fuckblink182:

    tom-fuckdogs:

    no one love blink-182 more than Mark Hoppus

    blink-182 blog

    (Source: ifuckingloveblink, via boulevardsofdreams)

     
  7. heavemyheart:

    "why did she win the nobel peace prize???"

    "she didn’t do anything to deserve the nobel peace prize"

    fuck anybody who wasn’t overjoyed when she won, this girl is providing a voice for uneducated and oppressed young people across the world whilst still advocating and campaigning for peace and anti-violence. after she was shot in the head.

    (Source: stupidfuckingquestions, via kaeandlucy)

     

  8. blowoffs:

    who needs good looks when you have a 

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    (via tsarbucks)

     
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  10. awwww-cute:

    While travelling across Europe, a Romanian host of mine had a cat too beautiful not to share. This is Teemo

    (via the-spooky-bridge-of-asgard)

     
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  13. engorged:

    my parents drunkenly told me one night that i was conceived on the 7th hole of the country club we’re members at. i figured it was just a joke since i play golf, until i saw their initials and a date just about 9 months before my birthday carved into a tree next to the green. they were not kidding…

    (via tsarbucks)

     

  14. lemons-melancholy:

    geniamour:

    barack-hoebama:

    tigerise:

    A kid’s answer to his dog being put down. 

    I cried.

    IM DONE

    oh my god this kid knows the meaning of life

    oh my god this is so powerful

    (Source: censxred, via lubricates)

     
  15. Welcome to  T e r m i n u s

    (Source: wewillbegood, via the-spooky-bridge-of-asgard)